melisica:

by coldheartbeats 

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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Everything is temporary. 3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via dysenterygay)

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thorki:

this video is 1 second long.  in one minute i could watch it 60 times.  in 2 i could watch it 120.  in an hour i could watch it 3,600 times.  in a year i could watch it 31,536,00.  in a decade - if i spend the next 10 years of my life watching this video - i could watch it 315532800 times.  this is incredible.  this video is my past present and future

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sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

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