I eat grapefruits like oranges
pinto is so weird but that grapefruit looks bomb
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
- Mom: who are you texting?
- Me: nobody
- Mom: what are you doing then?
- Me: nothing